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Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

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If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

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Harry Potter Book Quotes (1/?): Philosopher’s Stone p.49

"Did yeh never wonder where yer parents learned it all?”

“All what?” asked Harry.

“ALL WHAT?” Hagrid thundered. “Now wait jus’ one second!” He had leapt to his feet. In his anger he seemed to fill the whole hut. The Dursleys were cowering against the wall. “Do you mean ter tell me,” he growled at the Dursleys, “that this boy — this boy! — knows nothin’ abou’ — about ANYTHING?”

Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren’t bad. “I know some things,” he said. “I can, you know, do math and stuff.”

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Mystery Gamefreak Title Confirmed to be Long Awaited POKKÉN TOURNAMENT

The teaser we caught ages ago turned out to be a real thing and not just some fantasy cooked up in a gamer’s head like Mega Man Universe.

The game will be a delicious blend of Tekken style fighting with a cast of your favorite Pokemon. Will they all be fighting types? Who knows. Machamp and Lucario are, but I just don’t see any Pokemon game releasing without series mascot Pikachu.

The game will be coming to Japanese arcades in 2015. No news on if we’ll be getting them in arcades stateside. Outside of movie theatres, the arcade is pretty much dead in the US. If we do see this (and I’m positive we will) in the west, it will likely find home on the Wii U.

Get your fightsticks ready. Check out the reveal trailer here. [❤]

Buy: Tekken Tag Wii U $25, Lucario Plush